I see you dream

So the other night I had this awesome dream and I wrote it down as soon as I woke up. I Guess I'll let it speak for itself. Here it is verbatim because it's funny how I was still super groggy when I was writing this:

"We went to the movies to see some sweet band play and I snuck into the bathroom and put the number twelve looks like you on a CD player in the last stahl. I went to check into the movie and my movie ticket wouldn't go through the checker which was setup like the subway. So after fucking around with this ticket guy and playing some dice game to try and get in I left and walked around. I waited for him to leave and jumped the turn-style. Then I ran into the band and the lead singer was Will ferrell! Then I proceeded to as how he liked the music playing by throwing up a devil sign and banging my head a couple times. He looked pissed off so I headed towards the bathroom to shut off the music. I went into the last stall and the door had been kicked in. I turned the CD player off and unplugged the thing only to discover that the music wasn't coming from the CD player anymore. It was like the music was being played all over the theater. I decided to walk around and met up with my Mom and Dad who were dressed reall funny. They took me around to meet all the celebrities all the while in the background there's grind music playing. I woke up to realize I had fallen asleep with the number twelve blasting out of my speakers in surround sound. Hence the mysterious music I couldn't shut off in my dream!"

huge!!!!!!!

Alright I've got some monster blogs coming up and a lot of ridiculous stuff to write about. Unfortunately I'm too lazy to do it right now. maybe tonight. maybe...

The number twelve looks like you...

Next time you fall asleep, look down on us at earth and realize that it may be better to forever count sheep.
You're the captain of your ship and star.
But for today you will shine and be imprevious to pain, we have all admired your bravery, your bravery.

fail blog

There are many reasons why I wish i could carry my camera on me at all times but last week takes the cake. So my brother Ben (Cheese as I affectionately call him) and I were purchasing some food and bedding for my new roommates the rats from Pet provisions in Brighton. As we were walking out a lady walked up to the counter wearing a FUR COAT. Immediately after leaving the store Ben and I looked at each other and said how great that picture would have been for fail blog. I think i might just carry a disposable in my car from now on for just such an occasion. I would totally walk back in and snap a picture of this fool buying food for her little shitzu or whatever wearing some other animals skin. Needless to say we got a laugh out of it.

Zing!

If this doesn't prove that Star Trek is the best show ever, than I don't know what else I can do to convince you.

school's awesome

So for my ADA drug class I have to write a reaction paper to an ad that promotes either alcohol or drugs. I searched for maybe five minutes and needless to say i think i found a winner. enjoy:

holy fu*k

I just stumbled across this beauty and it made me extremely sad that I found out about these guys after they called it quits. Check out how towards the end of the song they almost take out the speaker. rock and roll.