well kids

I'm sure someone with extremely better grammer and writing skills has ranted about this before, but what the hell is up with Uggs and Northface jackets?! I don't know if it's just a college campus epidemic but I think someone needs to tell these girls they all look exactly the same. I don't know for the life of me why you would consciencely (which apparently isn't a word) want to wear the exact same thing as a thousand other people. I'm not just picking on the girls because there are a lot of guys on campus who wear Northface jackets too.

Maybe if I started photographing everybody I see on campus wearing this ridiculous combination and made a website where it was just a page of all these pictures, maybe, just maybe these sad souls would realize they look like some weird fleece cult who pay 100 dollars for SLIPPERS?!?!?!?!

Another thing I've realized in my time on this earth is that teenagers who go to the mall, consciencely or subconsciencely (this is still to be determined) dress scarily similar. Three guys will be walking and they will all have baseball caps, Hollister hoodies, pre-faded jeans and some sort of leather shoes on. Don't believe me? Next time you are at the mall just stop and take a second to look at a group of young'ins walkin around. Guarantee while you are there you will see at least 3-4 groups of clones trodding around. Ok I know this was a pretty bitchy blog so I'll lighten the mood a little with a joke.

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. “I can’t leave,” the doctor says. ‘But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground.” The guy ruins back to his friend, who is in agony. ‘What did the doctor say?” the victim asks. “He says you’re gonna die.”

well well well

I don't really have anything interesting to say, I went all the way up to school today to see a counselor and the office was closed so now I'm stealin some internet time before I go back home. I'm super stoked today though cause Brittany my roommate and I are signing a lease for next fall where we will be living in the same hall as all my friends! There's six apartments in this complex, three upstairs and three downstairs. The bottom three are all open so It's gonna be Garrett and Brad in one, Austin and Katie in one and Me and Brittany in the other one! It's gonna be so awesome to live so close to such awesome people.

And it's a possibility that my super duper girlfriend and her sweet friend Tyffany might live in one of the apartments in our building which would be pretty much make our complex the coolest one around. So cross your fingers.

In other news I've been trying to get in shape for my beach job this summer. It all started when i got on the scale after being back at school for a month and I weighed 165 pounds!?!?!?! I know this doesn't sound like a lot but considering I've never weighed more than 150 in my entire life I decided it was time to get some musk-ulls. I've been doing push-ups, sit-ups and riding my stationary bike I used for my PT when I messed up my leg. I tried to do these new push-ups today where you close your fists and use your knuckles to push yourself up. That shit is hard! try it.

Ok well i think I'm gonna go buy some groceries. I've been eating spoonfulls of peanut butter and Nutella, and cambells soup for the last week So i think it's time i get some real food. Before I go you should go check out my friends band Tiger Tiger. They're really awesome dudes and they need some money cause they're on tour so go to their shows when they get back in town and buy some shit! here's their myspace:

http://www.myspace.com/tigertiger

headphones

So whenever I go to put my little apple headphones on i always look to make sure I've got the left on the left and same with the right. The only thing is that every time i go to do it, the headphones are in the wrong hands. So the left headphone is in the right and so forth. Every fucking time! next time you go to put your headphones on see if you have the same problem as I do. Oh yeah, My kick ass girlfriend is coming up for the night. Bodacious!

Hey bitches

So the other night we were hanging over at Maria's, I was the DD for the night and everybody was pretty toasted when we got over there. There was this one kid named Bennett who was extremely drunk and pissed off because everybody was making fun of him for not having a girlfriend. All night he was walking around asking where the bitches were at, and demanding that someone invite some over. Probably halfway through the night he found his coat and decided to walk around outside to find some bitches.

Everybody at the party kinda forgot about him for a while until about a half an hour later he walks in with a huge red eye. I immediately ask what happened to his eye and he just says nothing. It was pretty obvious he either got in a fight or ran into a car mirror or something. He refused to tell us what happen so we kinda let it go. He went upstairs and all of a sudden we heard a bunch of laughter and he came back downstairs and admitted to us that he had been punched, but not by a guy. He had been layed out BY A GIRL! He walked us through his adventure. I guess he had walked up to a group of girls walking down the street and yelled "What's up bitches?!" One of them asked "what did you say to me?" and he politely replied "I said what's up bitches?!" I guess the biggest girl in the group which he compared to a hippo walked up and threw a haymaker right at his face. He was so stunned he didn't know what to do so he just walked away.

After the story was over we understood why he was so reluctant to tell us what happened. Twenty minutes later he went back outside to get his revenge and beat up this hippo but to no avail. She was nowhere to be found. Either way it was one of the most entertaining nights I'd had in a while.

I see you dream

So the other night I had this awesome dream and I wrote it down as soon as I woke up. I Guess I'll let it speak for itself. Here it is verbatim because it's funny how I was still super groggy when I was writing this:

"We went to the movies to see some sweet band play and I snuck into the bathroom and put the number twelve looks like you on a CD player in the last stahl. I went to check into the movie and my movie ticket wouldn't go through the checker which was setup like the subway. So after fucking around with this ticket guy and playing some dice game to try and get in I left and walked around. I waited for him to leave and jumped the turn-style. Then I ran into the band and the lead singer was Will ferrell! Then I proceeded to as how he liked the music playing by throwing up a devil sign and banging my head a couple times. He looked pissed off so I headed towards the bathroom to shut off the music. I went into the last stall and the door had been kicked in. I turned the CD player off and unplugged the thing only to discover that the music wasn't coming from the CD player anymore. It was like the music was being played all over the theater. I decided to walk around and met up with my Mom and Dad who were dressed reall funny. They took me around to meet all the celebrities all the while in the background there's grind music playing. I woke up to realize I had fallen asleep with the number twelve blasting out of my speakers in surround sound. Hence the mysterious music I couldn't shut off in my dream!"

huge!!!!!!!

Alright I've got some monster blogs coming up and a lot of ridiculous stuff to write about. Unfortunately I'm too lazy to do it right now. maybe tonight. maybe...

The number twelve looks like you...

Next time you fall asleep, look down on us at earth and realize that it may be better to forever count sheep.
You're the captain of your ship and star.
But for today you will shine and be imprevious to pain, we have all admired your bravery, your bravery.

fail blog

There are many reasons why I wish i could carry my camera on me at all times but last week takes the cake. So my brother Ben (Cheese as I affectionately call him) and I were purchasing some food and bedding for my new roommates the rats from Pet provisions in Brighton. As we were walking out a lady walked up to the counter wearing a FUR COAT. Immediately after leaving the store Ben and I looked at each other and said how great that picture would have been for fail blog. I think i might just carry a disposable in my car from now on for just such an occasion. I would totally walk back in and snap a picture of this fool buying food for her little shitzu or whatever wearing some other animals skin. Needless to say we got a laugh out of it.

Zing!

If this doesn't prove that Star Trek is the best show ever, than I don't know what else I can do to convince you.

school's awesome

So for my ADA drug class I have to write a reaction paper to an ad that promotes either alcohol or drugs. I searched for maybe five minutes and needless to say i think i found a winner. enjoy:

holy fu*k

I just stumbled across this beauty and it made me extremely sad that I found out about these guys after they called it quits. Check out how towards the end of the song they almost take out the speaker. rock and roll.