Hey bitches

So the other night we were hanging over at Maria's, I was the DD for the night and everybody was pretty toasted when we got over there. There was this one kid named Bennett who was extremely drunk and pissed off because everybody was making fun of him for not having a girlfriend. All night he was walking around asking where the bitches were at, and demanding that someone invite some over. Probably halfway through the night he found his coat and decided to walk around outside to find some bitches.

Everybody at the party kinda forgot about him for a while until about a half an hour later he walks in with a huge red eye. I immediately ask what happened to his eye and he just says nothing. It was pretty obvious he either got in a fight or ran into a car mirror or something. He refused to tell us what happen so we kinda let it go. He went upstairs and all of a sudden we heard a bunch of laughter and he came back downstairs and admitted to us that he had been punched, but not by a guy. He had been layed out BY A GIRL! He walked us through his adventure. I guess he had walked up to a group of girls walking down the street and yelled "What's up bitches?!" One of them asked "what did you say to me?" and he politely replied "I said what's up bitches?!" I guess the biggest girl in the group which he compared to a hippo walked up and threw a haymaker right at his face. He was so stunned he didn't know what to do so he just walked away.

After the story was over we understood why he was so reluctant to tell us what happened. Twenty minutes later he went back outside to get his revenge and beat up this hippo but to no avail. She was nowhere to be found. Either way it was one of the most entertaining nights I'd had in a while.